Million Dollar Pokies Jackpots
Don’t just Win, Win HUGE – Your Jackpot is Waiting
OK so every punter, gambler, sports better, pokie addict, cardshark and casino sleuth out there reckons their time is coming and that the next massive win has their name on it – tis the nature of the beast after all no? – but what if I was to tell you that you were right – and although this jackpot is waiting, there are things you can do to increase the likelihood of it actually genuinely and seriously having your name on it.
Gotta Be in it to win it. – yes granted this is true, well actually it’s more a case of replying to the annoying person saying it “Yeah no shit ya pelican” but we smile graciously all the same…..and we throw another pineapple into 5 Dragons and hope for that elusive feature.
STOP! Step Away from the Aristocrat Pokies and leave the club RIGHT NOW, because the first thing you need to do if you ever want to see that elusive jackpot is stop playing pokies at your local!
Why Avoiding Clubs & Pubs is Key
First and foremost, please visit RSLPokies.com to learn more about the corruption of Government and Australian RSL Clubs and how their penchant for pokies and the perpetuation of problem gambling is priority
Everyone dreams of having a better life, a nicer car, a bigger house; this CAN be you! But it won’t be playing Pokies at the local RSL or Club because they only want to increase profits so they can build more clubs and perpetuate the problems associated with gambling addiction and an obsession with the pokies – but if you want to play and enjoy the occasional punt (in moderation of course) then the best place, no sorry the ONLY place to enjoy them safely is to play online pokies.
The reason to play online pokies and download the best casino slot games today is because you get a payout rate or Return To Player Rate as they officially call it of 0ver 95% – usually it is closer to 97% which is actually the highest return rate of any gambling form in the world – and the best thing is you can enjoy it from the comfort of your own home or anywhere really thanks to the wonders of mobile casinos and playing pokies on your tablet or smartphone
We recommend you start small, download a few and give them a try. What do you have to lose other than a few minutes of your time? Think of it this way. How much time do you spend when you go down to the pub to play some pokies games? You fight with people to get in the building, and wait in line for the best pokies.
Did We Mention Progressive Slots?
Something that they do very well in Las Vegas and America is the progressive jackpot – where a network of slot machines and pokies accumulate a “progressive” jackpot over the course of months even years. These jackpots are in the millions and unlike our pathetic $50,000 jackpots, if you take home a progressive then you literally become an instant millionaire and never have to work again. And don’t think it doesn’t actually happen in real life – check out these jackpot records and confirmed winners of online jackpots – the biggest being over $20million US Dollars
Offline it gets even crazier with the Biggest Progressive Jackpot ever reaching $39 million and being won by a 26 year old Computer engineer! Sonnova! – Seems I need to get myself over to Las Vegas and try my hand at some progressive slots
Speaking of Million Dollar Jackpots…
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